going through old dream entries

i found this one, from May 31st 2006:


i'm hanging out on a curb with some people. there's a cute girl among them.
then i notice that i have tiny brown beetles on the edges of my white shirt. i
say "it's fine," but she gets a little creeped out and walks away. soon, i'm
covered with beetles. large brown beetles. they're all over my legs, and
starting to sting. dap6000 shows up, and we suddenly go to a room with
pink-magenta-ish walls. he says he can get rid of the beetles with a large
rubberband, but i don't like the idea, so he moves to plan B, which is to beat
my feet and ankles with a wooden hanger. it hurts.

some more

June 2006

dimensional rifts that had been created over the past few decades had caused
multiple Fantastic Fours to exist. the originals were in a retirement home, but
no one knew it was them, despite the fact they looked exactly like who they are.
i think this whole story is dumb.