Ultimate Smart Alliance: Da

i'm impressed that people still use "da" in place of "the."

Dreams: Faces of Seals

i dreamed about people who had their faces removed, and had seal-like faces sewn
on. i think they were part of a military, because they all stood at attention.

Ultimate Smart Alliance: Douche in Shorts

i've been watching some icicles on a building for a few days. they were going
on two feet long.

then some douche in shorts walks by and pulls them down before jumping in his
giant pickup and sliding away in the snow and ice.


it's 10 degrees outside. you're wearing shorts. and you're an icicle thief.

so i followed him, using my labcoat to glide on the wind.

then i beat him to almost death with a piece of firewood. i stole his legs from
the knee down and hanged them from the building as a memorial to the broken
icicles.

1/12

never forget.